Alas the Grammy season was upon us and as with all award spectaculars, there were the best of the best and the worst of the worst in terms of fashion and of course, music.
Since I cannot and will not attempt to dissect the major issues with some of the music celebrated on that particular night, I will stick with what I do best and dissect and tear down the Artists and their fashion triumphs and "Oh god no make it stop!"s.
As I will be the first to admit, I'm a lazy bugger and should have had the full kit and kaboodle up yesterday when it aired. And so, I am behind.
Tonight however, I will leave you with a teaser to warn you of the acidic torture that is coming. Here is a small portion of my worsts list, starring the one and only Hayley Williams:
Well, Where do I start? I think all I can really say is, Why? Oh God Why?!
I will say right now, the first thing I thought when I saw this picture? Literally the first thought that went *bang* right into my head?
French Hooker.
French Hooker.
Two words, which are just the worst thing to be associated with as a "Rocker Chick".
The red of her hair clashes unmercifully with the hideous fluro pink of her Tu-tu and the black body-stocking thing is so sheer If the hideous aforementioned Tu-tu had not been present, I feel quite certain that I could've seen her breakfast.
Yes, I went there...
This image, however hideous brings me to wonder- who the hell was telling her it was a good idea? I dont leave my house to go to the corner shop without asking 3 people how I look, and this Chick went out looking like that? Hayley seriously needs to fire her fashion consultants. With so many pairs of skinny jeans and Converse sneakers to choose from, the girl went with this? It is so completely beyond me why the "Skata grrl" from Paramore would choose a low-class hooker's garb over something... I dunno- clothing like?
I am horrified and ashamed. Hayley should be exiled for this. Or at the very least smacked in the head with a grammy trophy.
*Picture taken from http://www.billboard.com/features/grammy-fashions-2011-best-and-worst-dressed-1005032132.story#/features/grammy-fashions-2011-best-and-worst-dressed-1005032132.story?page=8. I make no profit from this Article and make no claim to the picture*
